John Ashworth
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win rate15.0%
cash rate20
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Round History
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 8: Nessie's Nemesis
Tuesday, April 22, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 340 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 379 | 345 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 290 | 286 | 244 | 381 | 372 | 238 | 5305 |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 3.17 | 3.54 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 3.04 | 3.04 | 3.12 | 3.25 | 2.79 | 2.75 | 2.71 | 2.96 | 2.88 | 3.29 | 3.71 | 3.08 | 56.04 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 54 |
+/β Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | E |
Round Summary
On a sun-scorched Tuesday at Urban Forest, John Ashworth wrestled an even-par 72, carding three birdies and briefly riding herd on the lead after holesΒ 1 andΒ 5 π₯π. Despite glimpsing the top spot like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle, he slipped just outside the cash line in 2nd place. His 885-rated round sat 27 points below his 912 average, a humbling reminder that even a seasoned cowpoke can get hobbled in the mud pits.π³


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 7: Tempest Tee
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 340 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 379 | 345 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 290 | 286 | 244 | 381 | 372 | 238 | 5305 |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 2.93 | 3.27 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.47 | 3.13 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.87 | 2.87 | 3.00 | 3.73 | 3.27 | 54.74 |
Score | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 52 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
Round Summary
Well butter my biscuit, John Ashworth's round at Urban Forest was like watching a mustang break free from the corral, only to get tangled in the brambles near sunset π . Started hotter than a branding iron with a magnificent three-hole streak, taking the lead faster than a tumbleweed in a windstorm. Six birdies decorated his scorecard like notches on a veteran ranch hand's belt π―.
But the trail turned treacherous on hole 11, where that par 3 proved meaner than a rattler in July. That bogey knocked him clean off the lead, and despite finishing with a respectable -2, our MP40 cowpoke found himself just one position shy of the cash line. Sometimes even the steadiest hand can't wrangle that elusive prize purse π.


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 6: Fractal Falls
Wednesday, April 9, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.08 | 3.92 | 2.96 | 3.31 | 2.81 | 3.77 | 4.04 | 3.15 | 3.35 | 3.00 | 2.92 | 3.23 | 3.54 | 4.19 | 2.88 | 3.77 | 2.77 | 4.19 | 60.88 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 58 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 |
Round Summary
The cosmic winds of destiny carried John Ashworth through a truly transcendent round at River Bottoms today π . After briefly channeling the ancient power of the lead early on, he navigated the tall grass labyrinth to secure a personal best score of -1, defying the usual gravitational constraints of this challenging layout π₯.
According to my quantum probability calculations (and definitely not the standard tournament scoring system), Ashworth's 7 birdies proved just shy of breaching the dimensional barrier into the cash positions, landing him in 3rd place in MP40 π. The Thunderbird's ethereal transmissions suggest this performance marks a significant evolution in his game - though I must note that temporal anomalies in hole 5 disrupted his early momentum through what lesser observers might call "taking a bogey." π―


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

