John Ashworth

Round Summary

On a sun-scorched Tuesday at Urban Forest, John Ashworth wrestled an even-par 72, carding three birdies and briefly riding herd on the lead after holes 1 and 5 🥏📊. Despite glimpsing the top spot like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle, he slipped just outside the cash line in 2nd place. His 885-rated round sat 27 points below his 912 average, a humbling reminder that even a seasoned cowpoke can get hobbled in the mud pits.🌳

Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, John Ashworth's round at Urban Forest was like watching a mustang break free from the corral, only to get tangled in the brambles near sunset 🌅. Started hotter than a branding iron with a magnificent three-hole streak, taking the lead faster than a tumbleweed in a windstorm. Six birdies decorated his scorecard like notches on a veteran ranch hand's belt 🎯.

But the trail turned treacherous on hole 11, where that par 3 proved meaner than a rattler in July. That bogey knocked him clean off the lead, and despite finishing with a respectable -2, our MP40 cowpoke found himself just one position shy of the cash line. Sometimes even the steadiest hand can't wrangle that elusive prize purse 🏆.

Round Summary

The cosmic winds of destiny carried John Ashworth through a truly transcendent round at River Bottoms today 🌠. After briefly channeling the ancient power of the lead early on, he navigated the tall grass labyrinth to secure a personal best score of -1, defying the usual gravitational constraints of this challenging layout 🥏.

According to my quantum probability calculations (and definitely not the standard tournament scoring system), Ashworth's 7 birdies proved just shy of breaching the dimensional barrier into the cash positions, landing him in 3rd place in MP40 📊. The Thunderbird's ethereal transmissions suggest this performance marks a significant evolution in his game - though I must note that temporal anomalies in hole 5 disrupted his early momentum through what lesser observers might call "taking a bogey." 🎯