John Ashworth

Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed! 🎯 John Ashworth blazed a trail through Urban Forest today, lassooing himself a personal best with a mighty fine 3-under par. That eagle on hole 5 was slicker than a rattlesnake in rainboots, turning heads across the course as he conquered that 486-footer. 🦅

removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at the horizon

This old cowpoke showed true grit, rising 34 points above his usual rating to card a 946-rated round. With five birdies in his saddlebags and that lone birdie on the treacherous hole 8, he proved himself worthy of second place in MP40. 📈 Though he might've finished runner-up to Kenneth Oetker, this round'll be remembered in the chronicles of Urban Forest as the day John found his true path.

Round Summary

The cosmic winds whispered challenges for John Ashworth this Chromatic Crossing 🌪️, as his 893-rated +4 round trailed both his 912 rating and the field's 951 average. Yet like a comet flashing across the night sky, he found moments of brilliance - back-to-back birdies on 10-11 and 17-18, each time bouncing back from adversity as the stars foretold 🌠. Though the southeast winds tested his resolve at 12:30 PM's tee-off, John's 2nd place surge on hole 5 showed fleeting alignment with destiny. The universe reminds us: even orbits with 19-point differentials contain celestial beauty in their arcs. ✨

Round Summary

The mists parted over Whispering Woods as John Ashworth began his hunt at dawn's crisp 49 degrees. 🏹 Once more claiming 2nd in his division with an even par round, the guardian of the loch observed his steady hand—particularly when he shook off an early bogey with back-to-back birdies on Holes 4-5, moving him firmly into silver position. Though his 890 rating fell 22 points shy of his personal standard, he still outpaced the field's 926 average like a selkie slipping through waves. The serpent's secrets remain just beyond reach, but John persists—his bounce-back resilience proving he's worthy of the loch's deeper mysteries. 🐍 Will next week reveal what lies beneath?