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Jon White
#64
Splatter Conductor
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#64 Splatter Conductor
Jon White

Jon White

PDGA Rating 893
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Splatter Conductor

Origin Story

The Splatter Conductor manifested during the legendary 1963 drive-in double feature that paired "Blood Feast" with "Two Thousand Maniacs," when the combined visceral impact of both films created a supernatural entity dedicated to orchestrating perfect practical gore effects. This primordial splatter spirit now ensures every Horror Hall of Fame venue achieves authentic B-movie bloodshed standards.

Properties

The Splatter Conductor manifests as a maestro's baton perpetually dripping with corn syrup blood that never fully falls, suspended in perfect B-movie timing. Its surface shifts between deep crimson and bright arterial red depending on the intensity of horror being orchestrated. The baton pulses with the rhythm of heartbeats from every Horror Hall of Fame participant, synchronizing their terror to create perfect splatter cinematography. When wielded by the supernatural conductor, it can manifest any practical gore effect needed to maintain authentic grindhouse atmosphere.

Role

The Splatter Conductor synchronizes visceral horror moments across all grindhouse venues, ensuring that each league's splatter effects complement and enhance the overarching B-movie narrative while maintaining authentic practical gore standards.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story
14 days ago