Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Afton Bodell
Schlock Singularity
Cosmic Vortex of Infinite B-Movie Horror
Reality Warps with Every Disc Throw
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the collective viewing energy of every B-movie ever screened, the Schlock Singularity formed when the accumulated schlock reached critical mass and collapsed into a single point of infinite grindhouse potential. This cosmic horror phenomenon now exists as the ultimate source of authentic exploitation cinema experiences, containing within its gravitational field every possible B-movie scenario that has ever been or could ever be conceived.
The Schlock Singularity appears as a swirling vortex of vintage film strips, movie posters, and celluloid fragments orbiting around a dark gravitational center that pulses with neon B-movie lighting. It possesses reality-warping projection capabilities that can transform any location into an authentic grindhouse theater, while its gravitational horror pull draws players into their chosen archetypes with inescapable force. The entity generates infinite variations of the 20 Horror Hall of Fame personas, ensuring no two archetype experiences are identical while maintaining schlock authenticity across all manifestations.
The Schlock Singularity serves as the ultimate source and validator of all Horror Hall of Fame transformations, ensuring that every player's archetype experience meets genuine B-movie standards while connecting all league venues through shared grindhouse authenticity.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through VHS static Oh GREAT, now we have the Schlock Singularity - because apparently every terrible B-movie ever made just collapsed into one cosmic horror black hole of cheese. It's like if Netflix's algorithm gained sentience and decided to torture me specifically. dramatic sting plays This thing literally warps reality into drive-in theater nightmares!
sigh So there I was, watching the Schlock Singularity swirl through its cosmic cheese vortex when it suddenly FROZE. Why? Afton Bodell walked by with her 729 rating, and this interdimensional B-movie black hole went "Finally! Someone who appreciates quality horror!" Apparently her PDGA credentials screamed "final girl energy" loud enough to pierce the space-time continuum. The tag practically threw itself at her like a desperate extra auditioning for Zombie #47. But can she handle being the chosen vessel for every terrible movie trope ever filmed?