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Jared Fager
Penumbral Prism
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 955 rating
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#82 Penumbral Prism
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Jared Fager

PDGA Rating 955
Division MPO
Events Played 16
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Penumbral Prism

Origin Story

Forged from the frozen mists and twilight shadows that blanket Art Dye's mystical course, the Penumbral Prism is a relic of ancient power, created by the course's primordial guardians to reveal hidden truths. Its crystalline form captures and refracts the dim light of dusk, casting spectral rays that illuminate the unseen.

Properties

A multifaceted obsidian crystal, the Penumbral Prism appears as a solid shadow, drinking in light and reflecting only haunting shades of indigo and violet. When viewed through its prismatic facets, the artifact reveals hidden tracks, spectral impressions, and arcane symbols that linger beyond mortal perception.

Role

The Penumbral Prism guides those who wield it, illuminating clues and unveiling metaphysical anomalies that lurk beneath the course's pristine surface, aiding in the investigation of unexplained phenomena.

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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Jared Fager
Week 6 Score: 54 Place: 1
3 months ago
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Jared Fager
Week 5 Score: 48 Place: 1
3 months ago
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Jared Fager
Week 4 Score: 55 Place: T7
3 months ago
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Jared Fager
Week 1 Score: 52 Place: 12
4 months ago
Origin Story
4 months ago