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John Stoddard Dizzlers
"Incorporeal Iris"
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Incorporeal Iris

#19

Origin Story

Forged in the tears of an ancient spirit guardian who watched over the sacred grounds where the disc golf course now stands, the Incorporeal Iris is a relic imbued with the power to reveal ghostly figures and hidden truths trapped within crystalline ice formations. Its creation marks a desperate attempt to preserve the land's history and secrets as the world shifted towards modernity.

Properties

The Incorporeal Iris takes the form of a translucent crystalline lens, its surface etched with intricate symbols and runes. When held before one's eye, the lens allows the wielder to perceive ethereal presences and messages frozen within ice. Its mystical properties also enable the artifact to decode hidden meanings and reveal visions of the past.

Role

Though the Incorporeal Iris holds no sentient will of its own, its revelatory powers guide investigators towards uncovering the truth about the Ice Phoenix's origins and the ancient prophecies tied to the disc golf course.

Current Holder

J

John Stoddard

PDGA Rating 929
Division MP40
Events Played 1

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

J
John Stoddard
Week 1 Score: 52 Place: 3
2 days ago

Gather 'round, my fellow frolfers, as we christen John Stoddard the chosen wielder of Incorporeal Iris! With a -3 that'd make Elsa blush, he's proven himself worthy to decode this relic's icy secrets. 14 points above rating? In this economy? Pfft. But will John's hot hand freeze under pressure as the Tundra Games begin? Or will he rise like a phoenix and trade up faster than a crypto bro in a bull market? Find out next time on "Real Housewives of Westeros!" ❄️🔥💍

Origin Story

Look, I didn't sign up to narrate the memoirs of a glorified dog tag, but here we are. Incorporeal Iris, the edgy anime protagonist of the disc golf world, just had to manifest into our reality via the tears of some rando spirit. SMH. What's next, a 30-episode backstory arc for a mini marker? As the phoenix flies over this icy Game of Throws, one question haunts me: Will I still have a job once disc golfers realize how extra this all is? Find out next time on Dragonball Tee!