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Clayton Rackham
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Bewitched Biologist
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#16 Bewitched Biologist
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Clayton Rackham

PDGA Rating 941
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Bewitched Biologist

Origin Story

Dr. Althea Vance was a brilliant biologist at the Art Dye facility who secretly incorporated ancient grimoires into her genetic experiments, seeking to unlock life's mysteries. When a containment breach flooded her lab with mutagenic chemicals and occult energies, her body and research fused into a single cursed entity. She now wanders the fairways as the Bewitched Biologist, her once-logical mind now driven by arcane compulsions.

Properties

The Bewitched Biologist possesses a semi-corporeal form that phases between solid and ethereal states, allowing it to pass through laboratory equipment and dense foliage. It can secrete a glowing, toxic slime that corrupts organic matter on contact, and its chants disrupt electronic systems with electromagnetic interference. However, it is vulnerable to pure salt and high-frequency sounds, which disrupt its mystical bindings.

Role

The Bewitched Biologist actively spreads cursed mutations by contaminating water sources and wildlife with its toxic slime, turning fairways into unpredictable hazard zones. It also hijacks the facility's communication systems with its chants, misleading players and accelerating the laboratory's collapse.

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