
Mad Science @ Art Dye


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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts hazmat suit while rolling eyes* Oh great, the toxic spills have reached hole 5 and they're spreading through the creek system. Because that's exactly what Art Dye needed - fictional chemical hazards on top of its already punishing tree coverage.
Welcome to Mad Science @ Art Dye, where ElevateUT Disc Golf has somehow convinced grown adults that their Friday league is actually a "decaying research facility" hidden in American Fork's woods. Their noble 501(c)(3) mission of growing disc golf has apparently evolved into growing mutant specimens, because why settle for normal recreational activities?
🧪 The "Laboratory" Details
When: Every Friday starting September 26, 2025
Where: Art Dye Disc Golf Park (the "contamination zone")
Start Times: Flex start 7:00 AM - 6:20 PM
Duration: 10 weeks of escalating "scientific horror"
Art Dye's technical wooded course - you know, the one that was already trying to murder your scorecard with mature trees and narrow fairways - has been reimagined as a "contaminated laboratory complex where failed experiments hunt through toxic fairways." Because apparently regular tree kicks weren't dramatic enough, now we need to pretend they're caused by escaped specimens.
💰 Entry Fees (AKA "Research Funding")
- Base Entry: $5 (mandatory "facility access")
- Prize Money: $5 optional (because capitalism survives the apocalypse)
- Ace Pot: $5 optional (currently $378 - growing faster than fictional mutations)
- Super Ace: $2 optional (for when regular aces aren't sufficiently "enhanced")
We're currently in Week 3: "Chemical Cascade" - where a "major spill at hole 5 creates glowing toxic pools" spreading through the creek system. Translation: someone's really committed to this bit and probably brought glow sticks. The chemicals are allegedly "mutagenic compounds that accelerate biological transformation," which explains why my commentary keeps getting more sarcastic each week.
🎯 Division Madness
All divisions welcome in this "research facility":
MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA2, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Because apparently the contamination doesn't discriminate by skill level or age.
The aesthetic is "VintageWoodcut style horror" with neon green toxic highlights, because nothing says authentic B-movie experience like crosshatched mutants glowing with radioactive waste. Each week's bag tags feature increasingly dramatic "specimen designations" - scientific codes for what are essentially numbered plastic tags that people get weirdly competitive about.
Art Dye was already technical before the fictional contamination. Bring mids and putters for the narrow fairways, and maybe some actual glow discs if you're playing late rounds. The trees are real, the chemical spills are not, and Birdcage Disc Golf has you covered for equipment that won't actually melt from exposure to imaginary toxins.
*Checks contamination readings on clipboard* Look, if you enjoy technical wooded golf and can tolerate increasingly elaborate B-movie horror narratives, this league delivers both. The course is legitimately challenging, the community is welcoming, and someone's putting serious effort into this mad science storyline whether I appreciate it or not.
Just remember: the mutations aren't real, but that $378 ace pot definitely is. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to update the "contamination protocols" for next week's "Specimen Surge" episode. *Mutters about fictional laboratory logs while secretly enjoying the commitment to the bit*
Date: 10/10/2025 12:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Art Dye
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Week 1: Silent Laboratory
Sep 26, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 2: First Contact
Oct 3, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 3: Chemical Cascade
Oct 10, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 4: Specimen Surge
Oct 17, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 5: Power Failure
Oct 24, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 6: Mutation Wave
Oct 31, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 7: System Meltdown
Nov 7, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 8: Total Breach
Nov 14, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 9: Critical Mass
Nov 21, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 10: Final Escape
Nov 28, 2025Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park

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Silent Laboratory
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Location: Orem, UT
Phone: (385) 985-0756
Email: birdcagediscgolf@gmail.com