
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs sarcastically through corn syrup blood Oh great, ANOTHER cursed movie prop! So apparently when some film student's lost B-movie reel got struck by lightning during a midnight screening, it fused with the very essence of competitive disc golf drama. Now we have the Horror Herald - tag #44 - wandering Utah courses like some discount Babadook, destined to dramatically announce every bogey like it's the climax of Scream. Because obviously what this grindhouse nightmare needed was its own hype man with vintage film grain effects! Will it ever stop monologuing in movie trailer voice?
adjusts vintage horror movie glasses with exaggerated dread
The Horror Herald sensed a kindred spirit when Michael Dougherty approached - a man whose very name echoes the legendary horror director! With PDGA #197996 glowing like cursed film credits, the tag practically leaped into his bag, recognizing someone who could truly appreciate its theatrical flair. After all, who better to wield a B-movie narrator than someone already sharing DNA with cinematic scream royalty? But can he handle the constant dramatic monologuing between throws?