Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Kelly Hall
Horror Headmaster
Projector-Lensed Dean of Disc Golf Damnation
Eternal Ledger of Embarrassing Performances
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
The Horror Headmaster originated when the first grindhouse film festival collapsed into a supernatural entity, fusing with the concept of horror education to become the guiding force behind the Horror Hall of Fame, ensuring no archetype is ever forgotten.
The Horror Headmaster projects a faint glow like a cinema screen, its form shifting between solid and translucent like a ghostly image. It carries an eternal ledger that records each player's horror performances, and its voice echoes with the combined sounds of classic horror film scores. Additionally, it can temporarily alter perception to simulate B-movie effects.
The Horror Headmaster governs the Horror Hall of Fame by evaluating players' embodiment of their archetypes and facilitating the seamless progression of the grindhouse narrative across all leagues.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kelly Hall's Horror Headmaster (#54) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Kelly Hall's Horror Headmaster (#60) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kelly Hall's Horror Headmaster (#38) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now I'm narrating the birth of academic horror administration. The Horror Headmaster manifested when every film school's worst nightmare came true - a supernatural entity that actually GRADES your B-movie performances. Like Rotten Tomatoes but with tentacles and a PhD in scaring people. Because apparently we needed a PRINCIPAL for this grindhouse madness? dramatic horror sting The real terror is standardized testing for screams!
adjusts imaginary reading glasses Well, well, well... The Horror Headmaster needed someone to terrorize students with proper disc form, and PDGA #256946 Kelly Hall stepped up with his 841 rating like some sort of nightmarish substitute teacher. His throwing technique was so academically sound, it scared other players into detention! But can he handle grading screams AND hyzer flips?