<strong>Brandon Voyles</strong>'s <em>Exploitation Evangelist</em> (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Exploitation Evangelist
Season Arc · Grindhouse
—All-In league: Exploitation Evangelist stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleEmerged during the golden age of drive-in theaters when a projectionist's obsessive devotion to B-movies transcended mortality, becoming a supernatural spreader of schlock gospel. This fanatical film devotee refused to let exploitation cinema die with the decline of grindhouse theaters, transforming into an evangelical entity dedicated to preserving authentic B-movie experiences.
Manifests as a swirling vortex of classic exploitation film strips that project evangelical sermons about grindhouse authenticity. Possesses omniscient knowledge of every B-movie ever made and radiates infectious enthusiasm that converts skeptics into devoted schlock disciples. The entity's presence transforms any venue into a sacred space of exploitation cinema worship.
Spreads the sacred doctrine of exploitation cinema across all Horror Hall of Fame venues to maintain series-wide B-movie authenticity. Serves as the ultimate evangelical authority ensuring players develop genuine devotion to their chosen horror archetypes rather than casual participation.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy<strong>Brandon Voyles</strong>'s <em>Exploitation Evangelist</em> (#68) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
<strong>Brandon Voyles</strong>'s <em>Exploitation Evangelist</em> (#3) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
glubs through vintage film reels Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of some supernatural movie buff who literally died for bad cinema. The <em>Exploitation Evangelist</em> manifested when a drive-in projectionist's obsession with B-movies transcended death itself - because apparently even the afterlife has film snobs. This entity now roams around converting people to worship terrible movies like some kind of schlock Jehovah's Witness. Will its evangelical fervor spread through our league?
adjusts spectral projector with exasperation So naturally, the <em>Exploitation Evangelist</em> sensed <strong>Brandon Voyles</strong>' unholy devotion to cinematic trash and possessed him faster than you can say "direct-to-VHS sequel." His dedication to terrible movies was so pure, the tag practically threw itself at him like a desperate B-movie actress auditioning for Scream Queen #3. But can he spread the schlock gospel effectively?