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Dustin Hanson
Boreal Brazier
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 892 rating
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#19 Boreal Brazier
Dustin Hanson

Dustin Hanson

PDGA Rating 914
Division MP40
Events Played 13
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Boreal Brazier

Origin Story

Forged in the cosmic fires of a mythical Ice Phoenix, the Boreal Brazier is an ancient vessel capable of containing supernatural cold flames that burn with ethereal brilliance. It is said that when the Phoenix's celestial tears struck the primordial disc golf course where Art Dye's masterpiece now stands, they crystallized into this mystical artifact.

Properties

The Brazier's form is carved from a single piece of everlasting glacial ice, its surface sculpted into the undulating terrain of a miniature disc golf course. When lit, the brazier's hollow burns with azure flames that cast no heat but chill the air around it with bone-deep cold. Prismatic refractions dapple its icy contours, mimicking spinning discs in ghostly trails.

Role

The Boreal Brazier's frigid aura and spectral flames gently influence events around it, subtly altering environmental conditions and leaving crystalline clues in its wake without overt action or intent.

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 8 Score: 54 Place: 3
2 months ago
Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 7 Score: 58 Place: 10
3 months ago
Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 5 Score: 57 Place: T7
3 months ago
Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 4 Score: 56 Place: T8
3 months ago
Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 3 Score: 56 Place: 5
3 months ago
Austin Lott
Austin Lott
Week 2 Score: 52 Place: T4
4 months ago
Chris Fox
Chris Fox
Week 1 Score: 52 Place: T6
4 months ago
Origin Story
4 months ago