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Malachi Vazquez
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Backwood Banshee
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
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#10 Backwood Banshee
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 954
Division MPO
Events Played 29
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Backwood Banshee

Origin Story

Once a local sound engineer hired to capture authentic mountain acoustics for the horror film, she was the first to recognize that the production had awakened something ancient in Beacon Hill's hollows. Her final recording captured her own death scream as she was claimed by the mountain's supernatural forces, transforming her into a restless spirit bound to warn others of the dangers she couldn't escape.

Properties

The Backwood Banshee manifests as a translucent figure draped in tattered mountain clothing that flows like morning mist through the trees. Her mournful wails can be heard echoing across multiple holes simultaneously, creating an otherworldly audio experience that chills players to the bone. She appears most often as spray-painted silhouettes on tree trunks that seem to move and shift when viewed peripherally, her form becoming solid only when delivering the most urgent warnings.

Role

She serves as Beacon Hill's supernatural early warning system, her cries intensifying as players approach areas of greatest danger throughout the season. Her presence indicates that the mountain's malevolent forces are stirring, making her both a blessing and a curse for those who encounter her haunting song.

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Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 52 Place: 4
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