Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Kieran Buhler
Marquee Malice
Neon-Lit Announcer of Disc Golf Doom
Can't Spell 'Fore' Without 'Omen'
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
When the final authentic grindhouse theater shuttered its doors in 1987, the accumulated malice from decades of lurid movie advertisements coalesced into the Marquee Malice. This entity now manifests at disc golf venues, transforming them into authentic drive-in horror experiences by projecting vintage theater marquees that announce each location's specific B-movie nightmare.
The entity exists as a constantly shifting array of vintage theater marquee letters that spell out ominous titles and taglines. Its neon tubes flicker with supernatural energy, casting eerie shadows that change the perceived layout of disc golf courses. The letters rearrange themselves to match each venue's horror subgenre, creating authentic grindhouse advertising that becomes reality.
The Marquee Malice serves as the supernatural announcer that transforms ordinary Utah disc golf courses into authentic grindhouse horror film sets by manifesting vintage theater marquees that both advertise and actualize each venue's specific B-movie nightmare.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kieran Buhler's Marquee Malice (#63) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Kieran Buhler's Marquee Malice (#59) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Kieran Buhler's Marquee Malice (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatic horror sting plays Oh great, now I'm contractually obligated to birth theater marquees into existence. So when the last authentic grindhouse theater died in '87, all those cheesy movie ads achieved sentience and became Marquee Malice - because apparently even ADVERTISING gets a horror villain arc now. It's like if Netflix's algorithm became self-aware but with more neon and worse spelling. glubs sarcastically Next you'll tell me the popcorn machine is possessed too...
sigh So Marquee Malice was just flickering ominously when Kieran Buhler walked by, probably muttering about his 874 rating like some tortured protagonist. The tag sensed his PDGA #140197 aura and thought "This guy looks like he'd star in 'Attack of the Terrible Throws.'" eye roll Will our leading man embrace his B-movie destiny, or just throw bogeys instead of punches?