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Josh Apple
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Screening Siphon
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#26 Screening Siphon
Josh Apple

Josh Apple

PDGA Rating 924
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Screening Siphon

Origin Story

Born from the collective nightmares and screams of countless drive-in theater audiences, the Screening Siphon manifested when decades of accumulated fear from B-movie showings achieved supernatural consciousness. It emerged as the living embodiment of grindhouse cinema's power to transport audiences into authentic horror experiences, now serving as the mystical projectionist for the ultimate outdoor horror festival.

Properties

The Screening Siphon appears as a twisted amalgamation of vintage film projector components fused with supernatural energy, constantly shifting between different horror movie visual filters as it processes experiences from each venue. It emits authentic film grain and VHS static that permeates the air around it, while ghostly movie scenes flicker and dance in the ambient space, creating an otherworldly screening room wherever it manifests. The device produces the mechanical clicking sounds of film reels combined with ethereal whispers of classic B-movie dialogue, and its lens glows with an ominous light that seems to peer directly into the souls of Horror Hall of Fame participants.

Role

The Screening Siphon maintains narrative continuity across the entire grindhouse series by absorbing the most authentic horror moments from each league venue and projecting them as supernatural atmosphere at others, ensuring that every player's archetype journey feels connected to the greater B-movie nightmare. It serves as the mystical infrastructure that enables Horror Hall of Fame archetypes to carry their cinematic power between different horror subgenres and venues.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story
3 days ago