Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Apple
Screening Siphon
Living Projector of the Grindhouse Nightmare
Prone to Cinematic Buffering
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the collective nightmares and screams of countless drive-in theater audiences, the Screening Siphon manifested when decades of accumulated fear from B-movie showings achieved supernatural consciousness. It emerged as the living embodiment of grindhouse cinema's power to transport audiences into authentic horror experiences, now serving as the mystical projectionist for the ultimate outdoor horror festival.
The Screening Siphon appears as a twisted amalgamation of vintage film projector components fused with supernatural energy, constantly shifting between different horror movie visual filters as it processes experiences from each venue. It emits authentic film grain and VHS static that permeates the air around it, while ghostly movie scenes flicker and dance in the ambient space, creating an otherworldly screening room wherever it manifests. The device produces the mechanical clicking sounds of film reels combined with ethereal whispers of classic B-movie dialogue, and its lens glows with an ominous light that seems to peer directly into the souls of Horror Hall of Fame participants.
The Screening Siphon maintains narrative continuity across the entire grindhouse series by absorbing the most authentic horror moments from each league venue and projecting them as supernatural atmosphere at others, ensuring that every player's archetype journey feels connected to the greater B-movie nightmare. It serves as the mystical infrastructure that enables Horror Hall of Fame archetypes to carry their cinematic power between different horror subgenres and venues.
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Josh Apple's Screening Siphon (#10) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Josh Apple's Screening Siphon (#31) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Josh Apple's Screening Siphon (#10) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through fake blood Oh great, NOW I'm narrating the birth of mystical movie equipment? The Screening Siphon manifested when some genius decided "you know what disc golf needs? Supernatural projectors!" Born from drive-in nightmares and powered by collective B-movie trauma, it's basically the Netflix algorithm's evil twin but with more fog machine malfunctions. Because apparently we needed haunted AV equipment to make throwing plastic "cinematic." What's next, possessed scorecards?
adjusts fake blood-splattered glasses So the Screening Siphon needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen projectionist." Enter Josh Apple, PDGA #166879, whose 924 rating apparently screamed "I can handle cursed cinema equipment!" The mystical projector sensed his apple-solute dedication to the sport and decided he was ripe for the picking. But can he keep this B-movie nightmare from going completely off-script?