
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, another supernatural entity born from Hollywood's collective daddy issues. Scene Stealer manifested when some forgotten B-movie extra's rage at being "Screaming Victim #3" fused with a cursed film reel. Now it haunts courses like some discount Freddy Krueger, desperately trying to photobomb every dramatic disc golf moment. Because apparently even our bag tags need therapy now?
adjusts vintage film projector with exaggerated sigh So Scene Stealer needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitates toward Clint Karren (PDGA #167018). Why? Because nothing screams "B-movie protagonist" like a guy whose name sounds like he should be wielding a chainsaw in Texas! The tag sensed his 894 rating and thought "perfect supporting actor energy." But can Clint steal scenes or just bogeys?