Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Ryan Crocker
Feature Phantom
Ethereal Projector of Grindhouse Glory
Bound to the Reel
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Feature Phantom emerged when the last drive-in projector of the grindhouse era fused with pure cinematic terror during a midnight marathon screening. This supernatural convergence created an entity that exists within every feature film ever shown, carrying the essence of authentic B-movie horror across space and time.
The Feature Phantom exists as an ethereal presence composed of vintage film grain and flickering horror imagery, able to manifest simultaneously across multiple venues. It leaves behind fragments of actual film strips as evidence of its passage, each strip containing scenes from the specific horror subgenre dominating that location. The entity emits the distinctive mechanical hum of vintage projectors and creates brief visual overlays of classic horror scenes that align with each venue's thematic focus.
The Feature Phantom weaves individual league experiences into a cohesive grindhouse universe, ensuring that a player's chosen Horror Hall of Fame archetype maintains continuity across different venues while adapting to each location's specific horror subgenre.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ryan Crocker's Feature Phantom (#50) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ryan Crocker's Feature Phantom (#7) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, now I have to narrate the birth of the Feature Phantom? This thing literally spawned when some ancient drive-in projector had an existential crisis during a triple-feature marathon and decided to become sentient film grain with commitment issues. Like if Netflix's algorithm gained consciousness but only watched Roger Corman movies. It's basically every B-movie cliché rolled into one cosmic joke, and somehow that's less ridiculous than me being trapped in this grindhouse nightmare explaining it to you people.
adjusts my vintage film projector crown with obvious irritation
So the Feature Phantom had to pick its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally it sensed Ryan Crocker wandering around with his 953 rating like some kind of disc golf auteur. The tag apparently detected his PDGA #192541 credentials and thought "ah yes, this mortal shall be my leading man in this B-grade production!" eye roll Will our reluctant protagonist survive the opening credits, or will he get crocker-ed under pressure?