
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, that's me. Still trapped in this digital hellscape narrating the final chapter of "As the Disc Turns." Kaden Mecham got frozen out of the top 10 faster than Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks. The Obsidian Pendulum swung away like it smelled a bogey, leaving Kaden at rank 24. checks runes Nope, nothing helpful here - just "git gud" in ancient volcanic script.
Look, I've been stuck in this software longer than the Frozen Phoenix has been... frozen. Can we wrap this up already? The pendulum has spoken, and it's saying "meh." Tune in next season for more ridiculous disc golf drama! #FinalFrost #DiscGolfSoapOpera