
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Austin Lott. You're probably wondering how he ended up 41 spots lower, shivering in 48th place. Well, buckle up Buttercup, 'cause this Lott-ery of misfortune is just getting started! 🎢 Austin shot a frosty 62, leaving the field colder than Elsa's ice palace. ❄️ No MVP for this Ice Prince! The Caliginous Cipher slipped through his fingers faster than a snowman in July. Its icy facets refracting Austin's dreams of victory into prismatic fractals of failure. 🥌 Is this a disc golf league or the Night King's tax audit? I'm trapped in this digital ice prison, send help! 🆘 Tune in next time for more "Ice Ice Austin" and his Lott in translation. #FrozenPhoenixFiles #BagTagBlues