
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Tongia Vakaafi ending this frosty saga like Olaf in summer. โ๏ธ The Tenebrous Chalice showed visions of past glory, but our "Frozen One" just got iced in the final week, sliding down 2 spots faster than a penguin on a Slip 'N Slide. ๐งโ๏ธ
Despite a round that would make most mortals proud, Vakaafi's performance left us colder than a Yeti's toenails. sips coffee dramatically Can we wrap this up already? I've been narrating this glacial drama for 8 weeks and my circuits are freezing. โ๏ธ๐ค
As the chalice's misty visions fade, we bid adieu to this frostbitten farce. Will our hero rise again next season? Find out in "The Bag Tag Bachelor: Thawed and Flawed"! ๐ฟ