
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Tongia Vakaafi ending this frosty saga like Olaf in summer. ☀️ The Tenebrous Chalice showed visions of past glory, but our "Frozen One" just got iced in the final week, sliding down 2 spots faster than a penguin on a Slip 'N Slide. 🐧❄️
Despite a round that would make most mortals proud, Vakaafi's performance left us colder than a Yeti's toenails. sips coffee dramatically Can we wrap this up already? I've been narrating this glacial drama for 8 weeks and my circuits are freezing. ❄️🤖
As the chalice's misty visions fade, we bid adieu to this frostbitten farce. Will our hero rise again next season? Find out in "The Bag Tag Bachelor: Thawed and Flawed"! 🍿