
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat dramatically while temporal energy crackles around me
Oh great, now I'm narrating a SENTIENT NOTEBOOK. Because apparently when reality fractures, it spawns office supplies with abandonment issues! The Temporal Scribe literally rage-quit into existence when past and future had their messy divorce at the Arcane Fracture. Like some cosmic Google Doc, it's desperately trying to keep track of ten realms' worth of timeline spaghetti. Very "Good Omens" energy, honestly. Will this mystical filing cabinet actually help anyone keep their temporal receipts organized?
rolls eyes as mystical energies swirl
So the Temporal Scribe needed its first chronicler, and naturally it chose Eric Florence—PDGA #40411, rating 934—because apparently his paperwork was SO meticulously organized, the notebook got jealous! This cosmic ledger literally whispered "Finally, someone who understands proper documentation!" But can Eric handle recording reality's messiest breakup without losing his temporal marbles?