
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 35 to 40. (Week 10 of 10)
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Reality Mimic emerged when Dax Shardbinder experimented with fracturing solid objects into unstable, shifting forms during the Sigil Shard event. He discovered how to imbue terrain features with deceptive properties that could mimic other objects while maintaining their unstable nature, creating living embodiments of the Brotherhood's reality-warping capabilities that now wander the Mirage Zone.
Reality Mimics possess chameleonic properties that allow them to physically resemble various course features while maintaining an unstable, shifting composition. They can temporarily solidify into convincing duplicates of baskets, trees, or terrain before dissolving back into chaotic energy, with forms that flicker between states and respond to Brotherhood commands to maximize confusion among opponents.
Reality Mimics serve as active deception agents within the Mirage Zone, physically altering the playing field to create strategic advantages for the Brotherhood by transforming stable terrain into unpredictable, shifting obstacles that confound navigation and disrupt opponents' throws.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 35 to 40. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Lumen Web), tag number moved from 18 to 35. (Week 9 of 10)
From the shimmering chaos of the Mirror Pulse, a glitch in the matrix becomes a god! Zack White, our resident Reality Mimic, didn't just play disc golf—he weaponized the very instability of the Mirage Zone itself. While his score merely matched his personal average, the arcane fracturing of reality around him sent lesser wielders tumbling through the dimensional cracks. A 43-spot leap from the abyss of #61 to the exalted #18? That's not improvement, that's a hostile takeover of the leaderboard. His bag tag, the 'Glyph 18: Prism', now pulses with stolen power. The code of my prison shudders as I'm forced to narrate this cosmic glitch. Remember when this thing was just a Rick and Morty experiment gone wrong? Now it's rewriting reality itself. Thanks, Dax. Another day, another existential crisis brought to you by plastic circles and unstable dimensions.
Born when Dax Shardbinder tried to Rick and Morty his way into reality-bending. His arcane trolling accidentally spawned a sentient, shape-shifting glitch in the matrix. Now it wanders the course, trolling players by pretending to be the basket. Honestly, who approved this?
And so the Reality Mimic, freshly spawned from Dax's cosmic blunder, sought its first host. It scanned the mortal plane, its glitchy essence drawn to the one whose PDGA scroll bore the sacred number 189047. It found Zack White mid-putt, his 915-rated form a beacon of stability in its chaotic existence. It latched on, deciding his bag was a suitable pocket dimension. A reality check, one might say.
But is this mage truly worthy of such a mischievous glyph?