
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts feathered headset with visible annoyance
So apparently I'm narrating how Molt Masher spawned from some epic "upset in Thunder Dance" where a scrappy Birb caught their opponent mid-molt? Like, imagine Pokemon but with actual bird biology as a combat mechanic. This tag literally exists because someone timed their attack during... checks notes ...MOLTING SEASON. I can't evenβ Will our gladiators start checking each other for loose feathers next?
fluffs feathers irritably while consulting gladiator roster
So Jason Ash (PDGA #288625) became the inaugural wielder of Molt Masher after demonstrating an uncanny ability to time his throws during... squawks in disbelief ...other players' "molting phases"? Apparently his 817 rating proves he's mastered the ancient art of feather-timing combat. But can this birdbrain handle a tag born from biological warfare?