
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts feathered collar with obvious irritation
Oh fantastic, now I'm narrating the birth of Claw Chomper #13 - because apparently I've been fully assimilated into this gladiatorial bird madness. eye roll This bloodthirsty little trophy spawned when some desperate Birb realized they could literally bite their way to victory, going full Mike Tyson on opponents' talons. Because nothing says "dignified competition" like gnawing through keratin, am I right? Will this dental devastation define disc golf destiny?
squawks in exasperation while adjusting gladiatorial feathers
Oh brilliant, now I'm chronicling how Claw Chomper selected its first victim—I mean, "champion." dramatic wing gesture When the bloodthirsty tag sensed Britain Best's 939-rated prowess, it knew it found someone who could truly sink their teeth into competition! His PDGA credentials screamed "apex predator material," and honestly, with a name like "Best," was there ever any doubt this birdbrained destiny would unfold? Will Britain prove he's the bite-sized hero this savage disc needs?