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John Montague
#25
Squawk Silencer
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First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course)

Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025

Average Rating
623
First Blood @ The Arena (Handicap League on the Blue Course)
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#25 Squawk Silencer
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John Montague

PDGA Rating 621
Division RAG
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Squawk Silencer

Origin Story

Born from a catastrophic defeat in the Shrieking Pit where sonic attacks shattered their own vocal cords, this warrior learned to weaponize silence itself. Through brutal self-training, they developed techniques to dampen and disrupt the battle cries that elite warriors depend upon, turning their greatest weakness into their opponents' downfall.

Properties

This warrior bears distinctive throat scarring from their own vocal training and carries specialized sound-dampening equipment crafted from arena stone. Their damaged vocal cords produce only whispers, but their presence creates an unnatural quiet that unnerves opponents accustomed to dominating through intimidating calls. Battle-worn feathers show the marks of countless close-quarters encounters where brute determination overcame superior technique.

Role

Serves as the great equalizer in vocal-dependent arenas, stripping away the psychological and sonic advantages that elite warriors rely upon. Their presence forces combat into the fundamental physical realm where Birbs warriors can compete on equal terms through endurance and tactical persistence.

Tag History

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Week 0
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Week 1 Score: 96 Place: 18
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