
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Death Spiral), tag number moved from 11 to 22. (Week 2 of 10)
Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from a veteran warrior who discovered that even the mightiest gladiators must pause to preen their battle-damaged feathers. During a brutal match in Thunder Dance, this cunning fighter noticed their opponent's brief grooming ritual and delivered a decisive strike that shattered the enemy's wing joint, proving that patience and observation could topple superior skill.
This warrior possesses supernatural patience and timing precision, able to remain motionless for extended periods while studying opponent grooming patterns. Their reflexes have been honed specifically for explosive attacks during the split-second vulnerabilities when enemies clean blood and debris from their plumage. Battle scars across their talons tell the story of countless successful ambushes during preening moments.
Serves as the ultimate opportunist in arena combat, teaching other Birbs warriors that victory comes to those who understand fundamental avian behavior rather than rely on flashy techniques. They transform the essential act of feather maintenance into a deadly liability for their opponents.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Death Spiral), tag number moved from 11 to 22. (Week 2 of 10)
In Week 1 (Blood Descent), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 11. (Week 1 of 10)
squawks in digital frustration
Oh GREAT, now I'm apparently documenting the "birth" of Preen Punisher #7 - because nothing says "epic gladiatorial combat" like... checks notes ...waiting for someone to clean their feathers then sucker-punching them? This bloodthirsty birb basically invented the ancient art of "strike while they're flossing" but with talons. Very Sun Tzu meets bathroom ambush vibes. Will this patience-powered predator find a disc golfer worthy of its gloriously petty combat style?
adjusts digital feathers with resignation
Oh FANTASTIC, now I get to witness the "divine selection" of Preen Punisher's first bearer! caws sarcastically So there's Jacob Barham (#194194), just minding his own business, probably adjusting his disc grip for the millionth time when BAM - the tag sensed a kindred spirit! Someone who understands the art of meticulous preparation before unleashing chaos. Will this gladiator prove he's truly ready to ruffle some feathers?