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Jamie Smith
#36
Taiga Keeper
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 860 rating
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#36 Taiga Keeper
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Jamie Smith

PDGA Rating 858
Division MA3
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Taiga Keeper

Origin Story

Born among the ancient pines of the northern taiga, this guardian emerged from a lineage of forest wardens who have protected these lands since the First Winter. During the Great Frost, when most fled south, they remained, learning the secrets of survival from the wolves and winter spirits. Through meditation beneath the aurora borealis and communion with millennium-old trees, they mastered the art of channeling the forest's primordial energy, becoming one with the eternal winter landscape. Their transformation was completed during the Night of a Thousand Stars, when the forest itself bestowed upon them the mantle of Keeper, marking their skin with patterns of frost and embedding shards of ancient ice within their very being.

Role

Silent and watchful as the winter woods themselves, the Taiga Keeper embodies the patient strength of ancient pines and the fierce protection of a mother wolf. They communicate more through gesture and presence than words, having adopted the subtle language of the forest. Their determination to preserve the old ways is as unshakeable as permafrost, while their wisdom flows from an intimate understanding of nature's cycles. Though seemingly cold as the winter wind, they harbor a deep warmth for those who respect the forest's laws and traditions, serving as both guardian and guide to worthy seekers of ancient knowledge.

Tag Details

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Tag History

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Jamie Smith
Week 8 Score: 54 Place: T6
J
Jamie Smith
Week 6 Score: 56 Place: 5
Jared Lang
Jared Lang
Week 5 Score: 58 Place: 11
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Kevin Koga
Week 4 Score: 58 Place: T12
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