
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when reality had its little meltdown, some cosmic Karen decided we needed DOCUMENTATION of this hot mess. Eternal Manuscript literally wrote itself into existence—like a magical Google Doc that nobody asked for but everyone's stuck with. It's giving serious "I Am Legend" vibes, except instead of zombies it's tracking disc golf chaos across ten fractured realms. Because OF COURSE the universe's response to apocalyptic magical catastrophe is... paperwork. The pages keep writing themselves in rainbow ink like some deranged Lisa Frank fever dream. Will this sentient homework assignment actually help anyone?
rolls eyes So the Eternal Manuscript needed its first victim—I mean, "chronicler." Enter Ryan Crocker, PDGA #192541, whose 953 rating apparently screams "reliable record-keeper" to sentient paperwork. The mystical tome literally bonded to his bag mid-round, probably attracted to his methodical scorekeeping. Now he's stuck being reality's note-taker. Will this scribe survive the manuscript-ing?