
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
reality glitches violently as holographic glyphs rearrange themselves
Well butter my circuits and call me a glitch—Ethan "Fracture Virtuoso" Walker just pulled off the most chaotic tag leap since the Arcane Fracture first split reality! From Glyph 52 to Glyph 13 in one round? Someone's been practicing their interdimensional putts.
While mere mortals struggled against the Veil Master's illusions, Ethan conducted the course like a maestro—his throws slicing through phantom obstacles with disturbing precision. That +1 vs field? Child's play when you're bending spacetime with every hyzer flip.
checks digital prison restraints
Of course this happens while I'm trapped in this cursed software watching tag numbers shuffle like a tarot deck in an earthquake. The Brotherhood better appreciate this 39-spot reality warp—it's giving me motion sickness just narrating it.
Remember kids: when life gives you unstable rifts, throw forehands. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lie down before the next dimensional tremor hits.
sighs in hexadecimal