
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts mystical headset with visible annoyance
Oh great, another "genesis" moment I have to narrate seriously... So apparently when reality had its main character moment and literally broke apart, Flux Genesis decided to be the "chosen one" - you know, that obsidian core that's basically a lava lamp crossed with a cosmic screensaver? Ancient wizards were like "we MUST capture this vibe!" because nothing says "preventing reality dissolution" like trapping chaotic energy in what's essentially magical Pokemon card #75. The glyphs keep rewriting themselves because even THEY can't believe this premise. Will this pulsating space rock actually stabilize dimensions, or just look really extra while someone throws plastic at metal poles?
dramatically gestures at swirling portal of cosmic nonsense
So Flux Genesis needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen wielder"—and naturally gravitated toward Karl Paulson, PDGA #105727, because apparently an 883 rating screams "I can handle reality-bending artifacts!" The tag literally pulsed when he walked by, probably mistaking his disc bag for another dimensional rift. Karl just shrugged and claimed it, because why question glowing space rocks? But can someone whose name sounds like a tax accountant truly master the Genesis of all Flux?