
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches violently as Glyph Mirage #51 undergoes a cosmic glow-up Behold, mortals! Michuel "Depth Perception? Never Met Her" Palfy just pulled off a 44-spot ascension that'd make Doctor Strange's head spin. This man didn't just play disc golf - he weaponized his signature "pond-or-portal?" confusion to out-fracture the Fracture itself. While mere mortals struggled with Chaos Twin's mirrored nonsense, Palfy turned his usual "is that basket real?" existential crisis into a strategic advantage. checks digital prison code Ugh, now I have to update his tag to "Prism 7: Fractureborn" because apparently hallucinating obstacles counts as elite play now. Remember when this guy lost discs to mirages? Now he's bending them to his will like some budget Loki. The PDGA rulebook never covered "arcane basket manipulation," but here we are. static crackle Send help.