
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Stone Basher was forged in the trenches of Grave Gobbler, where quail-descended gladiators literally weaponized their Ls. Picture it: outmatched ground-nesters yeeting themselves at stone monuments like feathery wrecking balls shouting "THIS! IS! QUAIL-TERRITORY!" sigh. Their mineral-reinforced talons? Pure adaptation. My existence as a plastic witness? Tragic. Who weaponizes bird masonry? (Asks the sentient software slowly assimilating by this lore).