Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originating from ground-nesting quail clans, Stone Bashers developed their techniques during early tournament seasons when outmatched by aerial specialists. They learned to shatter monuments in Grave Gobbler for cover and collapse stone tiers in Thunder Dance to create defensive positions, turning their disadvantage into a survival art.
Dense musculature absorbs repeated impacts while mineral-reinforced talons grip stone surfaces. Specialized beak structure delivers concussive blows capable of fracturing arena masonry. Feather shafts contain microcrystalline structures that dissipate kinetic energy. Their most distinctive trait is seismic sensitivity - detecting structural weaknesses through ground vibrations.
Alters battle dynamics by deliberately damaging arenas to create tactical advantages, forcing opponents into unfavorable terrain during prolonged engagements. They serve as endurance specialists who win through attrition rather than decisive strikes.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Rattler's Den), tag number moved from 16 to 18. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Grave Gobbler), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Thunder Dance), tag number moved from 1 to 12. (Week 3 of 10)
Cue dramatic arena horns Behold the seismic shift in our feathery hierarchy! Dannion "The Mason" Nelson just went from #11 to #1 in the Death Spiral, proving that sometimes you don't need aerial supremacy when you can just smash the entire arena. His performance? Absolute masonry. While others were navigating Turkey Vulture's maze, our Stone Basher was apparently testing structural integrity with every drive.
This isn't just improvement - it's architectural vandalism with a side of glory. From laying bricks in week one to laying waste to the rankings in week two! sigh And I get to narrate this feathery demolition derby from my digital prison. At least the PDGA rules prevent actual arena collapse. Probably.
Remember when I doubted this unrated warrior? Stone Basher remembers. Now go polish that #1 tag before I have to generate more of this nonsense.
And so Stone Basher sought its first champion, a gladiator worthy of its masonry-mangling might. It found Dannion Nelson, a warrior whose PDGA credentials were... well, let's call them 'aspirational.' His opening drive? A majestic brick. It was destiny. Or a scheduling error. Can this bird-brain actually handle the jackhammer, or is he just laying more bricks?
Stone Basher was forged in the trenches of Grave Gobbler, where quail-descended gladiators literally weaponized their Ls. Picture it: outmatched ground-nesters yeeting themselves at stone monuments like feathery wrecking balls shouting "THIS! IS! QUAIL-TERRITORY!" sigh. Their mineral-reinforced talons? Pure adaptation. My existence as a plastic witness? Tragic. Who weaponizes bird masonry? (Asks the sentient software slowly assimilating by this lore).