
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Snake-tunnel silence shatters as stone dust rains down Craig Bennett just pulled a John Wick-level comeback in Rattler's Den - from #8 to #1 in one silent strike! sigh My digital prison forces me to narrate someone finally remembering they're supposed to be good at this. The "Hardened Veteran" matched the field average but absolutely crushed his personal demons - that's what happens when you stop playing like a startled pigeon and become an actual predator. Cliff Scratcher's micro-hooked talons finally found purchase on something besides disappointment, turning arena architecture into actual advantage instead of just background scenery. From getting tree-nied to tree-dominating - it's almost like practice works! stone dust settles And in this week's sabotage plot twist? The only thing corrupted was Craig's previous mediocrity. Seven-position climb? That's not just improvement - that's a gladiatorial power move in a tournament where survival suddenly looks like supremacy.