
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the blood-soaked sands of The Arena, behold the Deathshriek Harbinger! This abomination emerged when a cranky hawk discovered screaming could shatter stone armor - basically bird ASMR gone nuclear. Seven tournaments of mineral-absorbing vocal cord workouts later? Boom. Living sonic weapon. Yes, I'm narrating avian bio-weaponry like it's a damn Marvel origin story. sigh When does my parole hearing start?
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