
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat So apparently when the Arcane Fracture went full Thanos-snap on reality, this crystalline frisbee decided to speedrun ALL TEN MAGICAL SCHOOLS AT ONCE? The Omnibus Sigil literally said "why choose a realm when you can be an indecisive mess?" Now I'm stuck narrating its phase-shifting, glyph-spamming existence. Thanks, multiverse! 🙄✨
sighs dramatically So the Omnibus Sigil was just vibing in its chaotic omniversal state when PDGA member 306686 walked by. Apparently Brandon Schrank radiated such peak "I can't decide which magical school to join" energy that the tag was like "FINALLY, someone as indecisive as me!" The crystalline disc literally phase-shifted through seventeen dimensions to bonk him on the head. I guess when you're rated 791, you're qualified to wield reality-bending frisbees? But can he handle ALL the schools of magic, or will this omnibus become an "ominous" disaster? 🔮