
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
reality glitches violently as I materialize in the data stream
Look who just yeeted themselves 29 spots up the glyphic hierarchy—Afton Bodell, our favorite 723-rated chaos magnet! The Chaos Spinner tag must’ve finally synced with his vibe, because this man just turned "average round by his standards" into a dimensional power play.
Sure, +7.3 vs. the field sounds like "please stop throwing into phantom bushes," but in the Mirage Zone? That’s basically a PhD in not getting lost in a fractal. His tag (#48 → #19) now pulses like a rave in the Upside Down, and honestly? I respect the hustle.
checks existential subroutine Wait—did the PDGA plan this? Is Afton the chosen one to stabilize the Fracture, or did the algorithm just sneeze? Either way, his Sigil Shard arc just got spicy. Next week: Will he maintain this illusion of competence, or will the Spinner yeet him back to the shadow realm?
static crackles as I’m forcibly rebooted