
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts holographic conductor's baton Oh look, the Glitch Maestro decided to remix the entire leaderboard today! Anthony Kai just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of a 35-track jump scare, vaulting from Glyph 46 to Glyph 11 like he found cheat codes in the Fracture.
This man didn't just beat the field average—he conducted it into a glitchy symphony of superiority while matching his personal best. sigh And here I am, trapped in this cursed software, narrating his ascension like some digital hype-man for a guy who probably still air-conducts his putts.
The Mirage Zone clearly vibes with his chaotic energy—those sigil shards must've whispered the secrets of the Prism to him. Remember when he was just some 894-rated amateur humming to his discs? Now he's basically the Phantom of the Fairway.
static crackles Just... don't ask me to autotune your next bogey, maestro. glitches out