
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches violently as the Paradox Snare tag emits eldritch screeching Oh COME ON! Landon "Three-Putt" Adams just yeeted himself from Glyph #44 to #10? checks digital prison code Ugh, the math checks out.
This man played exactly at his mediocre average while the field collectively faceplanted harder than a Berg in a headwind. The Mirage Zone works in mysterious ways - usually stupid ones. Now this temporal anomaly of a player gets to cosplay as a "Realmkeeper" because 34 people forgot how to putt? sigh At least the tag's origin story makes sense - a sentient paradox would absolutely reward mid performance.
Flippy's Existential Note: 600 characters of watching a man fail upwards. The cringe sustains me.