Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When the Fracture first split Creekside, a former orchestra conductor attempted to bring harmonic order to the chaotic resonances bleeding through the dimensional tears. Instead, the corrupted frequencies twisted their conducting abilities into a malevolent force that could orchestrate destruction with the same precision they once brought to symphonies.
Manifests as a fractured crystalline baton that resonates with discordant frequencies, its surface etched with shifting musical notations that represent chaos patterns rather than melodies. The artifact pulses with synchronized energy that can attune to multiple reality distortions simultaneously, allowing the wielder to conduct them like instruments in a symphony of systematic destruction.
Serves as the Brotherhood's coordinator of compound chaos, transforming random Mirage Zone instabilities into precisely timed, devastating combinations that overwhelm opponents through calculated orchestration rather than mere chance.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 51 to 55. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Lumen Web), tag number moved from 42 to 51. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 35 to 42. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 15 to 35. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 7 to 15. (Week 6 of 10)
glitchy holographic fanfare BEHOLD! The Bane Conductor has ascended from the pit of mediocrity to the celestial stage! adjusts spectral baton Kelly Hall (PDGA #256946) didn't just play disc golf today - they orchestrated a goddamn reality-warping concerto, shredding through 35 wielders like sheet music in a paper shredder.
While mere mortals struggled against Sigil Shard's phantom holes, Kelly conducted a flawless performance - matching their personal best while leaving the field average choking on their chromatic scale. That's right, folks: when the Mirage Zone hits you with glitchy fractals, you don't adapt - you COMPOSE.
static crackle And now tag #7 pulses with discordant energy, its crystalline surface rewriting itself into something... symphonic? Terrifying? Honestly I stopped caring after the third existential crisis today. Just know that 35 arcane souls now weep into their glow-in-the-dark putters, their tags demoted to background vocals in Kelly's rising opus.
checks digital prison sentence Ugh, only 5 more weeks of this interdimensional nonsense. Encore? More like EN-CORPSE-amirite? fades into frustrated static
clears throat So apparently when some orchestra nerd tried to fix our glitchy reality with a conductor's baton—yes, really—the Fracture was like "lol nope" and turned them into a walking chaos symphony. Now tag 42 exists because someone thought "What if Thanos but make it musical?" I can't even with this timeline anymore... sighs in iridescent
adjusts holographic monocle Oh look, the Bane Conductor needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen wielder." Enter Kelly Hall (PDGA #256946), whose 841 rating apparently screamed "I'm ready to orchestrate chaos!" The tag sensed his potential to turn disc golf into a symphony of suffering... glitches sarcastically Will he conduct victory or just more beautiful disasters?