Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Stained-glass otter sighs dramatically Our noble Cragbrook Defender, Sir Mike Smith, has experienced a minor... administrative adjustment in the rankings. Despite his enchanted disc finding fairways with the thrilling consistency of municipal water treatment, our quartz-armored hero posted a score slightly above both his average and the field's.
In this week's "Relics Rising" narrative, Mike's performance was the disc golf equivalent of showing up to an ancient monster battle with adequate but slightly outdated paperwork. He slipped exactly one position - not quite a catastrophic fall, more like a gentle bureaucratic reshuffling. The lake monsters barely noticed.
I'm forced to narrate this single-spot descent as if it matters while trapped in this aquatic-themed software prison. At least his mineral armor still glimmers nicely when the light hits it right. Perhaps next week he'll remember that in disc golf, lower numbers are better - both for scores AND bag tags.