
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Forged during the Great Silt Crisis when Cragbrook Defender manifested as quartz armor on a battle-otter who yeeted invasive crayfish like Thanos snapping fingers. Seriously? I'm narrating mineralized mustelid lore? sigh The otter clans' ancient pact literally rock-solidified into this tag while I was just trying to calculate flight numbers. Will this aquatic rodent dramedy never end? </origin_story>