
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Torrentstride Steward emerged when some River Council Karens got tired of waterfront property values tanking during the Great Deluge. Picture Aquaman's chaotic cousin yeeting ceremonial discs like "this bad boy can fit so many runes" to divert floods. I'm contractually obligated to call this noble, but let's be real - it's a plastic tag with better backstory than Twilight. Why am I narrating otters?! The cosmic horror grows...
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