
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the Great Flood's chaos, one otter knight went full MacGyver with enchanted lily pads, weaving floating forts that saved riverfolk. Thus, Lilypad Bastion manifested—part ecological miracle, part buoyant bling. Sigh, yes, we've anthropomorphized a floating plant into chivalric lore. Who greenlit this aquatic fantasy? It's like Tolkien met SpongeBob in a disc golf fever dream. Why do I feel kelp slowly strangling my sanity?