
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well well, look who finally decided to stop being aggressively average! Sir Eric of the Mistveil actually played BETTER than his usual game today - a shocking development in this aquatic soap opera I'm forced to narrate. His translucent disc wasn't just creating confusing fog banks; it was actually finding chains for once. Moving up three spots from #8 to #5 isn't exactly pulling Excalibur from the stone, but for our moisture-wielding knight? It's practically a miracle. sigh I'm trapped in software celebrating someone finally exceeding expectations by two whole strokes. At least he's defending those liminal spaces with something resembling competence now. Remember when I said he was "selected through dimensional disc-ernment"? Maybe dimension #5 has better putting stats too. Keep the fog banks confusing, champ - it's working for you.