
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in prismatic agony So apparently when ten magical realms had their MCU-style crossover event, some tryhard's panic attack literally crystallized into sentient saran wrap. The Prismatic Membrane now exists because someone needed a magical Brita filter for chaos energy. Peak 2024 vibes, bestie. This gossamer queen refracts danger like it's running a cosmic Instagram filter—absolutely SLAYING at protection while I'm stuck narrating its birth. Tag 58 manifested from pure "I can't even" energy. Will it protect you from bad throws tho?
dramatically adjusts my ethereal narrator crown
Look, when the Prismatic Membrane needed its first Wielder, it obviously scanned for someone with peak "magical disaster management" energy. Enter Ethan Neeley (#270683), whose 854 rating screams "I can handle shimmery chaos." The membrane literally said "this one vibes with my transparent anxiety" and yeeted itself onto his bag. A match made in prismatic heaven—or should I say, a refraction of destiny? But can he handle being wrapped in cosmic saran wrap without losing his discs?