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Kieran Buhler
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Cascade Architect
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Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest

Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025

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Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
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#1 Cascade Architect
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Kieran Buhler

PDGA Rating 867
Division RAD
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

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    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Cascade Architect

Origin Story

Born from Thane Shardbreaker's first successful resonance experiment, the Cascade Architect emerged when harmonic frequencies created a feedback loop in the stasis engine's crystalline matrix. This entity represents the mathematical beauty found in systematic destruction, embodying the precise calculations needed to transform small fractures into cascading failures. It serves as both blueprint and catalyst for the Entropy Breakers' mission to liberate Glacier Gate through engineered collapse.

Properties

The Cascade Architect manifests as a living schematic of interconnected fracture lines, its form constantly shifting between crystalline stability and chaotic dissolution. Prismatic fragments orbit its core in calculated trajectories, each representing a potential failure point in the realm's architecture. When activated, these fragments align into geometric patterns that resonate with Glacier Gate's structural weaknesses, creating harmonic frequencies capable of propagating through the entire stasis network. The entity's presence causes nearby ice formations to develop hairline cracks that follow mathematical progressions, turning the realm's own preservation mechanisms into instruments of liberation.

Role

The Cascade Architect guides Entropy Breakers in identifying and exploiting systemic vulnerabilities within Glacier Gate's temporal prison. It teaches players to recognize how small disruptions can be amplified through the realm's interconnected crystalline network, transforming precision throws into realm-shaking events that advance the faction's liberation agenda.

Tag Details

Pool Entropy Breakers
Entropy Breakers

Entropy Breakers

Challengers who harness fracture resonances and temporal anomalies to shatter the frozen prison.

Fascinating! This perfectly illustrates my theorem on neo-crystalline trajectory dynamics!
Lyra Frostwarden Thane Shardbreaker

Faction Leader

Thane Shardbreaker

Engineer who discovered the resonant frequencies capable of fracturing the stasis engine.

Members

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Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

Tag History

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Kieran Buhler
Week 3 Score: 49 Place: 1
Origin Story