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Jourdyn McIntyre
#7
Grain Master
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Hagg Lake Flex Series

May 23 - Jul 25, 2025

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#7 Grain Master
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Jourdyn McIntyre

PDGA Rating 972
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Grain Master

Origin Story

Born from seven generations of Legion timber sages, the Grain Master emerged during the Great Splinter Crisis when faulty enchanted equipment threatened clan dominance. Through ancient grain-reading rituals passed down from ancestral coaches, they learned to decipher the mystical patterns hidden within enchanted timber, saving the Legion's training traditions and earning legendary status among the muscle-bound ranks.

Properties

Possesses magically enhanced tactile sensitivity that allows detection of grain patterns through thick bark, with fingertips that glow softly when touching enchanted timber. Wields a collection of precision carving tools forged from ironwood heartgrain, each instrument calibrated to reveal different magical properties within mystical lumber. Their massive forearms bear intricate tattoos that mirror the grain patterns of legendary trees, serving as both artistic expression and practical reference guides for timber analysis.

Role

Serves as the Legion's premier equipment strategist and timber consultant, ensuring all training apparatus maximizes strength-building potential through optimal grain alignment. During disc golf competitions, provides tactical advantages by analyzing wooden disc composition and forest terrain to predict optimal throwing techniques and course navigation strategies.

Tag Details

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Tag History

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Jourdyn McIntyre
Week 0
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Jourdyn McIntyre
Week 9 Score: 55 Place: 2
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