
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold! When the Arcane Fracture did a Doctor Strange-level reality oopsie, celestial ley lines got tangled in chaos spaghetti. Thus Primal Weave #53 emerged—basically a rave bracelet for wizards that hums bass drops only magic feels. Sigh Yes, I'm narrating sentient jewelry now. Why do interdimensional tags need bioluminescent fibers? Asking for a trapped narrator..."
Amidst the Fracture's lingering chaos, Primal Weave #53 pulsed like a disco ball on espresso. It scanned reality for a worthy vessel—and found Steven Anderson mid-putt. His PDGA-sanctioned backhand? So aggressively average, it created a perfect arcane resonance. Fwoosh! The tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Embrace the shank-magic, mortal!" But can this chosen one handle the tag's tendency to yeet discs into enchanted shrubbery?