
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kevin Harrison's Infinite Recursion (#51) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Infinite Recursion manifested when the Arcane Fracture's initial magical explosion created feedback loops between conflicting realm energies, causing spells to endlessly refine and evolve themselves. As these recursive patterns stabilized, they became a living algorithm that could adapt any magical force to harmonize with opposing schools through infinite iterative cycles.
This mystical entity exists as a constantly self-modifying glyph matrix that rewrites its own symbolic structure with each magical interaction. Its recursive geometric patterns create infinite depth illusions that seem to fold reality inward upon itself, while adaptive sigil matrices automatically evolve to accommodate new magical inputs. The tag's surface displays fractal equations that solve themselves in endless loops, each iteration revealing deeper layers of arcane understanding.
Infinite Recursion serves as the mathematical bridge between all conflicting magical schools, using recursive adaptation to find harmony within chaos. It enables wielders to transform incompatible magical forces into complementary patterns through infinite iterative refinement cycles.
Kevin Harrison's Infinite Recursion (#51) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
clears throat Look, Infinite Recursion spawned when some wizard tried ctrl+c, ctrl+v on a fracture spell and accidentally created a magical stack overflow. Now it's stuck in an endless loop of rewriting itself like a Netflix algorithm gone sentient. The Arcane Fracture's IT department is STILL trying to turn it off and on again. Will this glitch become a feature? eye twitch
So there I was, watching the Infinite Recursion tag glitch through potential wielders like a broken dating app, when it locked onto Kevin Harrison (PDGA #308342). Apparently his 931 rating created the perfect feedback loop—skilled enough to handle recursion, stubborn enough to debug it. The tag kept selecting him... selecting him... selecting him... until reality gave up. Talk about being stuck in a Kevin loop! But can this mortal programmer break the cycle, or will he just ctrl+alt+delete himself into oblivion?