
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat Look, Infinite Recursion spawned when some wizard tried ctrl+c, ctrl+v on a fracture spell and accidentally created a magical stack overflow. Now it's stuck in an endless loop of rewriting itself like a Netflix algorithm gone sentient. The Arcane Fracture's IT department is STILL trying to turn it off and on again. Will this glitch become a feature? eye twitch
So there I was, watching the Infinite Recursion tag glitch through potential wielders like a broken dating app, when it locked onto Kevin Harrison (PDGA #308342). Apparently his 931 rating created the perfect feedback loop—skilled enough to handle recursion, stubborn enough to debug it. The tag kept selecting him... selecting him... selecting him... until reality gave up. Talk about being stuck in a Kevin loop! But can this mortal programmer break the cycle, or will he just ctrl+alt+delete himself into oblivion?