
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Celestial Weave #51! Born when a dying star's last gasp collided with the Arcane Fracture, absorbing all ten realms' residual magics. Imagine Doctor Strange's cape getting woven by a caffeinated cosmic spider. Now it's a disc golf tag? sigh This interdimensional loom shifts between solid and ethereal states while I'm stuck narrating plastic hunks. Multiverse, you basic.
From the cosmic loom's chaotic threads, #51 vibrated with destiny's absurdity. It sensed Christopher Hamby (PDGA#49088) nearby—his 868 rating glowing like a prophecy scribbled on a napkin. Why him? Because he stood exactly where a rift spat out a stray Destroyer mid-round. Poof! The tag materialized in his grip, whispering arcane secrets like "hyzer flip." Thus, a mortal became the Fracture's chew toy. But can a man who shanks putts truly weave reality?