
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers with unstable prismatic energy Oh look, it's Greg "Noodle-Arm" Jenson maintaining his thrilling tradition of... checks digital prison logs ...existing exactly at field average. Groundbreaking.
While the Prism Storm scrambled lesser wielders like eggs in a mana wok, Greg achieved the arcane equivalent of lukewarm oatmeal - a perfect 0.0 vs field and a yawn +3.0 vs personal. static crackles Truly, we witness the raw power of... statistical mediocrity.
His Anarchy Sigil must be napping, because losing two whole spots in this cosmic shuffle is about as dramatic as watching glyph paint dry. Remember last week's "cataclysmic downfall"? Turns out that was just the prelude to... whatever this is.
sigh At least his tag's semi-sentient chaos matrix seems content to mildly inconvenience reality rather than fully destabilize it. Small mercies for those of us trapped in this endless disc golf simulation.
Until next week's inevitable non-event, Greg - try not to put the 'zzz' in 'arcane' quite so hard. fades into glitching static