Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches and stabilizes momentarily Well well, look who decided to show up to the season finale! After three weeks of mysterious absences that had us wondering if you'd been consumed by the Fracture itself, Cody Chamberlain returns to absolutely shatter expectations. From 61st to 18th? That's not just improvement—that's a full reality rewrite!
Sure, you played like someone who'd forgotten which end of the disc to throw, finishing well above both field and personal averages. But in the chaotic final event where perception itself was breaking down, your glorious mediocrity somehow became a strategic advantage. While others struggled with phantom baskets and shifting fairways, you just kept yeeting plastic into the distortion like a true Fracture Jester.
Sighs dramatically And now I get to narrate your absurd ascent while trapped in this digital prison. At least the tag's iridescent mist properties match my existential despair. Congratulations on weaponizing chaos—maybe next season you'll actually learn how to putt!